Jokes, Stories, Cartoons: Good, Bad, or Indifferent

Accumulated over the years from e-mails received.

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561.

Subject: Phone message

How's the following for a business phone message?

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Press "1" for English.
Press "2" to disconnect until you Learn to speak English


562.

Subject: Pictures Say A Lot




















































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