No sense of humor...
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while
we are in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
Yes," she replied.
Then I said, " I'd like to 'phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed.
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
Yes," she replied.
Then I said, " I'd like to 'phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
662.
To my darling husband:
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into
the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway
I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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663.
Subject: A "Special Birthday This Week"
Special Birthday This Week
Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky has turned 31 this
week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
around the White House on her hands and knees.
They grow up so fast.
664.
Origin of the expression Touch Wood .......
665.
666.
Subject: Pretty Kitty
Cool Black Cat with Green Eyes (click link below) to see.
If you tease her with
the mouse pointer on her chest or stomach she will purr, I got her
to meow also, by rubbing her forehead with the pointer. If you
make a slow circle around her body, (counter-clockwise) not only will
her head/eyes follow your pointer, but toward the top, her paw will
go up, and when in front of her paws at the bottom, her foot
comes out like she wants to play with your mouse pointer. (Don't hold
the mouse down, just move it) Enjoy!
Click here to start the Flash Program
667.
Now this is real Cannibal Wisdom. Click one time to start and wait.
Click here to start the Power Point Program
668.Here are the latest exercises approved by the Heart Association
CLICK EACH 1 BELOW (Allow proper time for exercises to work)
Exercise 1
Exercise 2
Exercise 3
Exercise 4
Exercise 5
now, don't you feel better already ??
669.
Subject: I WANT TO BE THE FIRST.
I would like to be the first to wish you a
Happy Halloween
670. Subject: Mistaken Identity
THE BEST ROAD RAGE!
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless!
Continue on to Page 74
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
\
\
\
NOW, check out the picture! (Next)
663.
NOW, check out the picture! (Next)
Click here to review the picture
663.
Subject: A "Special Birthday This Week"
Special Birthday This Week
Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky has turned 31 this
week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
around the White House on her hands and knees.
They grow up so fast.
664.
Origin of the expression Touch Wood .......
665.
666.
Subject: Pretty Kitty
Cool Black Cat with Green Eyes (click link below) to see.
If you tease her with
the mouse pointer on her chest or stomach she will purr, I got her
to meow also, by rubbing her forehead with the pointer. If you
make a slow circle around her body, (counter-clockwise) not only will
her head/eyes follow your pointer, but toward the top, her paw will
go up, and when in front of her paws at the bottom, her foot
comes out like she wants to play with your mouse pointer. (Don't hold
the mouse down, just move it) Enjoy!
Click here to start the Flash Program
667.
Now this is real Cannibal Wisdom. Click one time to start and wait.
Click here to start the Power Point Program
668.Here are the latest exercises approved by the Heart Association
CLICK EACH 1 BELOW (Allow proper time for exercises to work)
Exercise 1
Exercise 2
Exercise 3
Exercise 4
Exercise 5
now, don't you feel better already ??
669.
Subject: I WANT TO BE THE FIRST.
I would like to be the first to wish you a
Happy Halloween
670. Subject: Mistaken Identity
THE BEST ROAD RAGE!
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless!
Continue on to Page 74
Click here to start the Flash Program
Click here to start the Power Point Program
CLICK EACH 1 BELOW (Allow proper time for exercises to work)
Exercise 1
Exercise 2
Exercise 3
Exercise 4
Exercise 5
now, don't you feel better already ??
I would like to be the first to wish you a
Happy Halloween
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."