Jokes, Stories, Cartoons: Good, Bad, or Indifferent

Guy sees a gal in a bar. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin!' How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye, and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

Subjects: The Wonders of Mathematics

Multiply of 37 by multiplies of 3:

3 x 37 = 111
6 x 37 = 222
9 x 37 = 333
12 x 37 = 444
15 x 37 = 555
18 x 37 = 666
21 x 37 = 777
24 x 37 = 888
27 x 37 = 999

Nice one:

111.111.111 x 111.111.111 = 12.345.678.987.654.321

Trapeze:

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

another Trapeze:

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

and another one:

0 x 9 + 8 = 8
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
987654321 x 9 - 1 = 8888888888
9876543210 x 9 - 2 = 88888888888

Subject: How good are you? I only found two....

There are two pictures identical to each other, you have to find three
differences. If you can find three differences, then you are part of an
elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and only 19
people out of 8000 found the three differences.

There is no trick, all three differences exist. Try it!! follow the link:

Click here to view the two photos

Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house...walked home....and left it there all night.

You gotta love Henry

Subject: One Question IQ Test

Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day ......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer ...

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He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses" If you got this wrong -- please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now.

You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.

Here are some beautiful photos of Iguazu Falls in Brazil. I loved them. However, when I was there they had the water turn down to low. Yup, they can control the amout of water going over the falls. You need to click the mouse to advance.

Click here to start the Power Point Program

Seniors having Babies

Just in case any of you were contemplating having another baby!!

With the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him."

Subject: Where Can I Get A Pair?

You've got to love our Veterans....

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a protective flap over his ear while Senator Ted Kennedy addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars.